I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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