there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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