HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We're too hungover to prance.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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