hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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