Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
so much tequila, so little girl.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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