Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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