And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
He passed out mid-signature
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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