i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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