were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Are we still banned from the library?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
