weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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