so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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