That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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