I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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