I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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