your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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