We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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