is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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