she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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