windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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