You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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