so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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