My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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