Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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