Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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