I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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