It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Boobs speak an international language.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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