People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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