"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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