Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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