You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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