Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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