so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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