Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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