i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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