his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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