I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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