Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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