? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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