yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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