my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I want to stick my p in your. b.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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