I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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