as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
