so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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