and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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