I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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