Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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