Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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