Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just found puke in my bra..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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