its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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