Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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