I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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