found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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