David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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