I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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