But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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