its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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