definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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