i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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