Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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