Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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