I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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