your thong is hanging out like whoa
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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